No Small Children - Salad

Out to eat, have some fun
We all sit down and the waiter comes
He talks kinda funny, where’s he from
He brings a basket of butter and buns
I want a burger, I want some fries
But I know I can’t have it, 'cause I have big thighs
Gotta be like this 'til the day I die
'Til the day I die
'Til the day I die
I’ll just have salad til the day I die
Party in the bathroom with the other girls
'Cause that’s how we roll in the female world
Gotta balance on your toes when it’s time to go
'Cause you don’t want crabs, everybody know that
Return to the table now
Everybody’s happy with their meal they chow
Except for me
'Cause I watchin' what I eat
Like a rabbit, like a rabbit
Like a fuckin' rabbit